Prince Charming? Too stable. Boy next door? Boring. If he’s not haunted by a tragic backstory and making morally questionable choices for “the greater good,” then honestly… what are we even doing?
This tee is for the readers and romantics who only fall for the men in books—the ones who brood in the shadows, push people away for their own safety, and probably have a sword and a secret.
With the iconic slogan “If he's not morally grey and deeply wounded, I'm just not interested,” this shirt is soft, dramatic, and perfect for crying over character arcs and explaining your type (again).
Because emotional stability is nice… but angst is hotter.
Product features - Constructed with side seams for extended durability and shape retention. - Elastic ribbed knit collar that maintains its form. - Shoulder tape for added stability and less stretching. - Crisp and vibrant printing techniques for eye-catching designs. - Sustainable and ethically produced with a tear-away label for comfort.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
