Fictional and Emotionally Unavailable – Just the Way I Like Them
Real men? Too complicated. Fictional ones? Perfectly tortured, mysteriously broody, and conveniently trapped on the page where they can’t hurt you (any more than they already have).
This tee is for the book lovers who’ve sworn off reality in favor of sharp jawlines, tragic backstories, and commitment issues you can romanticize. With the brutally honest slogan “I prefer my men fictional and emotionally unavailable,” it’s soft, witty, and exactly what your bookshelf-boyfriend would want you to wear.
Perfect for reading marathons, book club confessions, or explaining your “type” without saying a word.
Because real men just can’t compete with enemies-to-lovers angst.
Product features - Side seams provide structural support and shape retention. - Ribbed knit collar retains its shape and adds elasticity. - Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching. - High-quality printing techniques ensure vibrant designs. - Made with 100% Airlume combed cotton for breathable comfort.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
