Books. Chocolate. Fictional Men. – And Absolutely No Emotional Stability
Who needs a therapist when you’ve got a bookshelf full of emotional damage?
This tee is for the readers who devour chocolate and plot twists with equal intensity—and have absolutely zero regretsabout crying over fictional men at 2am. With the perfectly unhinged slogan “Books. Chocolate. Fictional Men. And absolutely no emotional stability,” it’s funny, chaotic, and painfully accurate.
Soft, cozy, and ready to catch your tears between chapters, this shirt is ideal for book binges, messy feelings, and dramatic sighs over characters who deserved better.
Wear it loud. Cry quietly.
Product features - Constructed with side seams for lasting shape and support - Comfortable ribbed knit collar retains its form - Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment to prevent stretching - Printed using high-quality, vibrant Direct-to-Garment techniques - Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathable wear
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
