For the man who's emotionally available... adjacent. This shirt does all the talking—completely deadpan, perfectly passive-aggressive, and 100% breathable.
Made from soft, no-nonsense fabric with a classic unisex fit, it’s ideal for office meetings, family gatherings, or any situation where people expect you to have opinions.
Just point to the shirt and move on. You’ve said enough.
Product features - Side seams provide structural support and shape retention. - Elastic ribbed knit collar retains its shape. - Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment and prevents stretching. - Crisp, vibrant prints achieved through advanced printing techniques. - Made from soft, breathable fabric perfect for layering.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
