They say wisdom comes with age. They didn’t say you’d use it.
This tee is for the guys who’ve seen a thing or two… and still choose chaos. With a retro-style graphic and a slogan that basically sums up your life philosophy, it’s the perfect blend of vintage cool and grown-man mischief.
Comfortable, breathable, and just self-aware enough to be dangerous. Wear it while making questionable choices with confidence.
Because at this point, you’ve earned the right to ignore your better judgment.
Product features - With side seams for added shape and support - Elastic ribbed knit collar retains its shape - Shoulder tape stabilizes the back of the garment - Crisp printing techniques for vibrant designs - Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
