This tee keeps it simple: strong opinions, stronger coffee, and a very particular taste in women. With a bold, no-frills slogan—“I like my coffee the way I like my women: dark and bitter”—this shirt is made for guys who embrace the sarcasm, sip their brew straight, and probably scare the barista a little.
Soft, durable, and perfect for mornings when small talk is not on the menu. Great for coffee runs, awkward family gatherings, or explaining your love life without saying a word.
Because love is complicated. But your coffee isn’t.
Product features - Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathability. - Features side seams for better garment shape and structure. - Ribbed knit collar retains shape after washing. - Sustainable manufacturing processes with humane labor practices. - Tear-away label for added comfort and reduced skin irritation.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
