Tote Like You Mean It. Canvas Tote Bag.

This tote doesn’t carry kale.

With a bold design featuring four edible animals and the no-nonsense slogan “Dead Weight Only,” this bag is for the meat purists—the ones who believe in brisket over broccoli and that the only greens worth carrying are herbs for seasoning.

Perfect for grocery store meat hauls, trips to the butcher, tailgating, or reminding your vegan cousin why they stopped inviting you to potlucks.

Heavy-duty. No fluff. All protein.

Because salad never made anyone this strong.

Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas for durability
- Flat corners for a sleek design
- Reinforced self-fabric handles for comfort
- Heavy fabric for added strength
- Sewn-in label for authenticity

Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry